Legal

We can write loads of stuff here like most web sites but in the end it's all pretty meaningless. The whole web site is copyright and if you do steal our intellectual property, photographs or artwork we will come after you waving a big stick or send someone round to break your legs.

If you want to link to us feel free.

If we have made any mistakes in what we have written please forgive us.

We do respect your privacy and promise never to give any information that you provide to us to any third parties. However, the great God, Google is now serving you with contextual adverts and there is not a lot we can do about it.